Classic question: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Often a rhetorical question, but has anyone managed to answer it? Frankly, I'm inclined to think the egg came first, because how could a chicken appear out of the primordial ooze and already be all set to lay eggs? I would think some creature evolved over time, laid an egg at some point down one of the branches of its evolutionary tree, and out popped the first chicken. So which came first? The egg!
Did I just kill the chicken/egg conundrum? Probably not.
Another random question: who was the first person to get drunk? Boy, if only they knew what they were getting our species into. I bet they were either completely freaked out and got stoned to death by their tribe for being possessed by evil spirits, or they made a "rock on" hand sign and stomped on some more grapes.
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